- It is a felony for a wife to open her husband's mail.

- It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone.

- Seven or more Indians are considered a raiding or war party and it is legal to shoot...Read More

A Texas millionaire had fallen ill. The doctors consulted did not seem to understand what ailed him. The millionaire let it be known that any doctor who could heal him could have whatever he desired.

A country doctor was ...Read More

- A medical student was working in the toxicology department at the poison control center. A woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. The medical student quickly reassured her that the...Read More

1. A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired.

2. What's the definition of a will? It's a dead giveaway.

3. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

4. A backward poet writes in verse.

5. In ...Read More

Do not eat natural foods. I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.

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Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a ...Read More

In this Cut for Time sketch, Dr. Seuss' How The Grinch Stole Christmas takes an unexpected turn.