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Dad called upstairs to his daughter when her boyfriend came to pick her up, "Dreamboat...your barnacle is here!"
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"Everybody keeps saying that women are smarter than men, but did you ever see a man wearing a shirt that buttons down the back?" --Unknown
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"I wish there was a knob on the TV so you could turn up the intelligence. They got one marked 'brightness' but it doesn't work."
~ Gallagher
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