Mistakes...

Jokes / December 21, 2024

"Don't make the same mistake twice seems to indicate three mistakes, doesn't it?

First you make the mistake. Then you make the same mistake. Then you make the same mistake twice.

If you simply say, 'Don't make the ...Read More

The 12 Birds Of Christmas

Jokes / December 20, 2024

Is this attempted murder via birdie?

Amy Sedaris on Mourning Her Rabbit Tina and Buying Catnip Toys from a Woman in Her Early 100s

Jokes / December 20, 2024

Amy Sedaris talks about finding closure while grieving her pet rabbit Tina, why she thinks she's allergic to his ghost and buying catnip toys in bulk from a woman in her early 100s.

Jimmy Kimmel Gets a Holiday PupTalk - Sponsored by Paw Patrol

Jokes / December 20, 2024

Jimmy gets a holiday PupTalk from the Paw Patrol gang. Sponsored by Paw Patrol.

Christmas Riddles

Jokes / December 20, 2024

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
The letter "D".

What do you call a polar bear wearing ear muffs?
Anything you want. He can't hear you!

What do you call a chicken at the ...Read More

Shakespeare by Computer

Jokes / December 20, 2024

William Shakespeare's Sonnet 18 ("Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?") converted into the programming language ActionScript:

var summer:Object = {};
var thee:Object = {};

summer.name = "Summer Day";
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