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Amy Sedaris on Mourning Her Rabbit Tina and Buying Catnip Toys from a Woman in Her Early 100s

on Dec 20, 2024

Published in Jokes

Amy Sedaris talks about finding closure while grieving her pet rabbit Tina, why she thinks she's allergic to his ghost and buying catnip toys in bulk from a woman in her early 100s.

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Jimmy Kimmel Gets a Holiday PupTalk - Sponsored by Paw Patrol

Jokes / December 20, 2024

Jimmy gets a holiday PupTalk from the Paw Patrol gang. Sponsored by Paw Patrol.

Christmas Riddles

Jokes / December 20, 2024

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
The letter "D".

What do you call a polar bear wearing ear muffs?
Anything you want. He can't hear you!

What do you call a chicken at the ...Read More

Shakespeare by Computer

Jokes / December 20, 2024

William Shakespeare's Sonnet 18 ("Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?") converted into the programming language ActionScript:

var summer:Object = {};
var thee:Object = {};

summer.name = "Summer Day";
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Car Company Names

Jokes / December 20, 2024

AUDI

Accelerates Under Demonic Influence

Always Unsafe Designs Implemented

All Un-informed Drivers Insulted

All Unnecessary Devices Installed

BMW

Big Money Works

Bought My Wife

Brutal Money Waster

BUICK

Big Ugly ...Read More

A man was driving down the highway with a car full of penguins. Penguins sticking out the windows, penguins coming out the sunroof, penguin everywhere. A cop pulled him over and told him if he didn't want a ticket he'd ...Read More