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If only we'd stop trying to be happy we'd have a pretty good time.

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The only aspect of our travels that is interesting to others is disaster.

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It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.

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If you realize too acutely how valuable time is, you are too paralyzed to do anything.

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The two most beautiful words in the English language are "check enclosed."

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Have you ever taken something out of the clothes hamper because it had become, relatively, the cleanest thing?

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My husband said he wanted to have a relationship with a redhead, so I dyed my hair.

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Friendship is not possible between two women, one of whom is very well dressed.

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If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters.

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It is really asking too much of a woman to expect her to bring up her husband and her children too.

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Getting along with men isn't what's truly important. The vital knowledge is how to get along with one man.

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I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, "Get the hell off my property.''

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Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.

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Most conversations are simply monologues delivered in the presence of witnesses.

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If you educate a man you educate a person, but if you educate a woman you educate a family.

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In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty percent of publicity.

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God gave women intuition and femininity. Used properly, the combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I've ever met.

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In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.

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Everybody gets so much information all day long that they lose their common sense.

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Estimated amount of glucose used by an adult human brain each day, expressed in M&Ms: 250

 

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