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I, Robot Vacuum
At 1 a.m. on a Sunday, I woke up to hear the new robot vacuum vacuuming. The next night I heard it whirring around again at 1 a.m., then Tuesday it was the same thing.
"What the heck is going on with that thing?" asked my husband as we heard the vacuum banging on our bedroom door to get in.
"Obviously, it wants to clean in here," I said, ...Read more
Barbies
A Lady goes to Toys R Us to buy a Barbie doll. She tells the clerk that she needs to buy a Barbie but doesn't know what's available or price.
The clerk replies "we have Tennis Barbie and she's $28" Lady asks "well, anything else?" "We have an equestrian Barbie, and she's $28".
Lady asks "anything else?" "Well, we have divorced Barbie and she's...Read more
Little Johnny & the Devil
A Sunday school teacher asked Little Johnny, "Do you believe in the Devil?"
"No," said Little Johnny. "It's the same as Santa Claus. I know it's my daddy."
Did she threaten to kill you?
One day, an immigrant from Poland entered a New York City Police Precinct to report that his American wife was planning to kill him.
The police officer on duty was intrigued by this, and he asked, "How sure are you that she is gonna kill you? Did she threaten to kill you?"
"No," replied the nervous immigrant.
"Did you hear her tell someone ...Read more
Old Maserati
I was living in the mountains above Denver when my college buddy, Gary, arrived in his ancient Maserati sports car. He had just driven it from Ohio, and as he pulled into my driveway, the car broke down.
Calls to auto-supply houses and garages in search of replacement parts proved futile. The 1962 model was simply too rare. Responses ranged ...Read more
Luis Elizondo - “Imminent: Inside the Pentagon's Hunt for UFOs” | The Daily Show
Former U.S. Army Counterintelligence Special Agent Luis Elizondo sits down with Ronny Chieng to discuss his career researching nonhuman intelligence and his new book, “Imminent: Inside the Pentagon's Hunt for UFOs.” They talk about the reality of intelligent “alien” life based on observed incidents, their interest in our military, ...Read more
A Note To Gun Owners | Trump Attacks David Muir | Why J.D. Vance Lied About Springfield, OH
A deranged man is in custody for attempting to shoot Donald Trump, the former president went after presidential debate moderator David Muir, and Sen. J.D. Vance admits he made up the story about immigrants eating pets in order to get media attention.
S5 E9: Iran Deal, Michael Cohen & Ryan Zinke: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver
Season 5, episode 9. April 22nd, 2018. John Oliver enlists the Catheter Cowboy to help keep Donald Trump from dismantling the agreement designed to curb the Iranian nuclear program, Michael Cohen is raided by the FBI, and Interior Secretary Ryan Zinke gets caught lying about being a geologist.
Honest Trailers | Borderlands
Borderlands is an experimental film that attempts to fit as many dumb cliches, bad tropes, and stale action into a single film as possible. But there is hope, the prophecy speaks of a single mouth-breather with so little going on upstairs they will honestly enjoy the Borderlands movie. Are YOU the drooling moron of legend? Comment below with "...Read more
S5 E9: Iran Deal, Michael Cohen & Ryan Zinke: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver
Season 5, episode 9. April 22nd, 2018. John Oliver enlists the Catheter Cowboy to help keep Donald Trump from dismantling the agreement designed to curb the Iranian nuclear program, Michael Cohen is raided by the FBI, and Interior Secretary Ryan Zinke gets caught lying about being a geologist.
Jeri Ryan Analyzes Her Skintight "Star Trek" Bodysuit | Late Night with Conan O’Brien
(Original Air Date: 2/10/99) Jeri Ryan talks about crying at a Cheap Trick concert, her skintight "Star Trek" outfit, and receiving an accidental breast grab.
Jerry Zezima: Not sorry to see them go
As much as I appreciate receiving a daily barrage of email pitches for fat removers, teeth aligners, night vision binoculars and other amazing products I can’t possibly live without, I subscribe to the theory that I can’t unsubscribe from stuff to which I never subscribed.
That’s the quandary I can’t seem to get out of even with a 20-...Read more
Attack On The Death Star To Thunderstruck
fan video of the attack on the Death Star from "Episode 4: A New Hope" to the AC/DC classic "Thunderstruck"
Craziest "Animal Interference" Moments in Sports History
Craziest "Animal Interference" Moments in Sports History
Moving truck hits 11foot8+8 bridge and leaves presents for bystanders
On August 22, a moving truck turned left from Peabody St. onto Gregson and smashed into the canopener bridge. Apparently frustrated by this encounter, the driver decided to back out and keep going up Peabody, leaving behind some pieces of crash art for bystanders to pick up. Notice that some philistines just drive their cars over the crash art, ...Read more
"Weird Al" Yankovic - Do I Creep You Out (HD Version)
“Do I Creep You Out” (Parody of “Do I Make You Proud”) by “Weird Al” Yankovic - HD Version
Martin Lawrence on Crazy Rumors About Him, Earthquakes, Going on Tour & Filming Bad Boys Ride or Die
Martin talks about the earthquake we had in LA this morning, what he was up to do during the Northridge earthquake in 1994, filming Bad Boys Ride or Die, Detroit dedicating a day to him, meeting fans, crazy rumors about him, his new comedy tour Ya’ll Know What It Is, his daughters seeing his shows, hecklers, and his relationship with the late ...Read more
John Leguizamo Breaks Down the SAVE Act and Latino Voter Suppression | The Daily Show
John Leguizamo looks at the latest way Republicans are trying to suppress the Latino vote, which also happens to be a way to make people think Latinos aren't really American. Here's what the SAVE Act does and why it has conservatives asking their housekeepers for translation help.
Welsh Valley Doctor pt. 4
... continued from above
And then dives upon the poor little mouse. With a left dummy and a right feint, the mouse dodges between the old man's legs, through a hole in the skirting board and to safety with his prize. The doctor turns to the sister and asks, "Why is this psychiatric ward so full of Scotsmen?"
"Oh no, doctor, these are not ...Read more
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