Ron Swanson's New Desk

Jokes / February 16, 2026

Ron (Nick Offerman) got a new desk to streamline accessibility, and he hates it. So much.

SCTV John Candy in Dr. Tongue's Evil House of Pancakes with Joe Flaherty

Jokes / February 16, 2026

Monster Chiller Horror Theater brings us the horror classic, Dr. Tongue's Evil House of Pancakes!

Meanwhile.. Don't Feed Onions To Cats | NYC Rat Fight | David Byrne's Wedding | 3,800 Pairs Of Crocs

Jokes / February 16, 2026

Meanwhile... Science has proven onions to be dangerous for cats, a viral video features two rats fighting on a New York City subway platform, Talking Heads frontman David Byrne is getting married this weekend, and Stephen ...Read More

Magic Is Real, And It’s in This Apartment - Key & Peele

Jokes / February 16, 2026

Levi unveils the strange and magical objects he keeps around his apartment.

A Chemical is a Substance that:

Jokes / February 16, 2026

- An organic chemist turns into a foul odor.

- An analytical chemist turns into a procedure.

- A physical chemist turns into a straight line.

- A biochemist turns into a helix.

- A chemical engineer turns into a profit.

Perestroika

Jokes / February 16, 2026

A Russian walks into a bar and orders a beer. "That will be one ruble," says the bartender.

"One ruble!" the customer protests, "last week it was only fifty kopeks!"

"Well," replies the bartender, "it's fifty kopeks ...Read More