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Two guys meet up in a bar. The first one asks, "Did your hear the news - Mike is dead??!!!"

"Whoah, what the happened to him?"

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Two guys are talking about their boss's upcoming wedding.

One says, "It's ridiculous, he's rich, but he's 93 years old, and she's just 26! What kind of a wedding is that?"

The other says, "Well, we have a name for it in ...Read More

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